Batman - Go With A Smile

This movie would have been a total take to the toilet if it was not for Ledgers role as Joker. The sadistic character he plays is amazing and to see Ledger bring this villain to life was amazing. The rest of the movie sucked.

Christian Bale looks like complete shit in this movie. He went from buff gym dandy to sidewalk sale troll on Venice beach. You can tell he aged a decade from his last performance. His one shirtless camio was horrific and scared even my slut friend Freddy.As far as Heath Ledger is concerned, we miss you and commend your work as the Joker. You truly lived up to the Jack Nicholson psychopath role. See you in paradise my friend...

Gas Price Trivia

What was the price of gas when Bush took office back in 2001?

When President Bush took office on January 20, 2001, the national average gas price was $1.46 per gallon.

When Clinton took office on January 20, 1993, the national average gas price was $1.06 per gallon. six and a half years later, the national average gas price had jumped to $1.22, roughly 15% higher. Compounded annually, this represents about a 2% jump each year.

SNL - Best Episode Ever

When You See This? Do You Run?

How Was Your Independence Day?

Mine was OK but I had this overwhelming feeling that something bad was headed my way, kinda like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car.


EVER HAVE THAT FEELING?

Serendipity Do Dah Prayer

Grant Me the serenity to accept the fact that homicide is illegal, Courage to sit quietly in the back of the police car in case I do kill someone;

Bury ONE BODY AT A TIME;

Enjoy one Prozac at a breakfast, lunch and dinner time;
Accept hardships as the pathway to a mental break down;

Taking, as the government does in taxes, my paycheck and my WIC;
Trusting that a plea agreement will make all things right if I surrender to the authorities;

That I may be reasonably happy in this life and heavily medicated;
Forever in a padded cell!

Amen, Praise Jesus, Hallelujah…

Food for Thought...

1. Can you cry under water? 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake-up like every two hours? 10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 12. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 13. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? 14. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 15. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 17. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 18. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 19. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! 20. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.